dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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