I seem to have left my pride at pride
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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