The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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