sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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