Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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