ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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