college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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