It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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