Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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