i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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