Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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