We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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