is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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