I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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