Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I think people are normalizing furries
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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