My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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