I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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