So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
