The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize