Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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