Your mouth is God's brothel.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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