Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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