Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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