idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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