big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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