My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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