I will die if light touches me.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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