Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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