Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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