I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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