You work out of a Hotel?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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