So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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