The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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