apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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