That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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