"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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