I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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