What did we do last night that was yellow?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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