I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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