i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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