:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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