Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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