Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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