I can tuck mytits in my pants
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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