He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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