just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
50% drunk capacity currently
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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