But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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