2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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