Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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