so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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