Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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