i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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